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Larry: I'd say rounding 2nd base. Pam Byrnes: Greg honey, how are you doing? Greg Focker: Oh great, considering I desecrated your Grandma's remains. to marry Pam, or at least did want to until he met her parents. Pam Byrnes In baseball, to “round second base” is to run past the second base toward the. Upon meeting Pam's brother, Denny (JON ABRAHAMS), and Debbie's . with Larry saying that it looked like Greg was rounding second base.
After that, Jack and others make offhand remarks and jokes about Greg being a pothead such as having the "munchies" or using pot for medicinal purposes. Later, Jack thinks that maybe Greg is a "pill popper" looking for "ludes" Quaaludes. Various people have wine at the wedding rehearsal dinner and Larry later appears a bit drunk.
Teri Polo: Pam Byrnes
We see that the septic system has overflowed at the Banks' house and see the yard wet with sewage with everyone reacting to the smell. Kevin then shows up and backs his truck into the wet yard, not realizing what's happened.
He then gets stuck and spins his wheels, sending sewage flying onto everyone but Greg. Some may be offended when Greg asks if Pam's parents are Amish when she says that humor is entirely wasted on them.
Although they're all supposed to keep Jack's former profession a secret, some may see Jack, Pam and the other's keeping of Jack's past from Greg as having some of both types of attitudes. No, Dina, no, not a lot. In fact, Jack, I should clarify this.
I didn't actually grow up The house we grew up in was originally erected So that, plus we had a lot of pets-- Jack: Which one did you milk then? Honey, he said he pumped milk. What have you ever milked? I milked a cat once. You wanna hear a story? My sister had a cat, and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. Must've been 8 of them, and there was this one little runt I went in and just simply, you know, just-- into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto-- that's what I named him.
I had-- I had no idea you could milk a cat.
James Rebhorn: Dr. Larry Banks
Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples. I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? Greg, sweetie, how you doing? Oh, just fine, considering I desecrated your grandma's remains, found out you were engaged and had your father ask me to milk him.
At least back then he was still talking to me. I can't believe you didn't tell me you were that close. Who, Daddy and me? No, Kevin and you. Do we have to know everything about each other's pasts? You never told me about your cat-milking days in Motown.
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That was a long time ago, Pam. Yeah, okay, well, so was this. Kevin's and my connection was more physical than anything else. Like you worked out together?
No, no, it was nothing, nothing. I can't believe you didn't tell me you were that close. Who, Daddy and me? No, Kevin and you. Do we have to know everything about each other's pasts? You never told me about your cat-milking days in Motown. That was a long time ago, Pam. Yeah, okay, well, so was this.
Kevin's and my connection was more physical than anything else. Like you worked out together? No, no, it was nothing, nothing. It was a stupid sexual thing. I'm gonna go throw up now. I love you Dad, but you could be a real jerk sometimes. He's still not good for Pam! Well who is, Jack? No one has ever been good enough for your Pam. You only warmed up to Kevin after she broke up with him.
Jesus, Dad, you ever think of knocking? Not in my own den. What are you two doing in here? I'd say rounding second base. So, uh, Greg, how's your job? I, uh, I recently got transferred to triage.
Oh, is that better than a nurse? No, Mom, triage is a unit of the E. It's where all the top nurses work. Not many men in your profession, though, are there, Greg? No, Jack, not traditionally. No, no, I'm just going over some of my answers from the polygraph test your dad gave me. Oh, no, he didn't.
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Well, did you lie to him? I mean-- Well, he asked me if we were living together, and- Pam: What'd you tell him? Your mother walked in Is this how you'd react if I told you he shoved bamboo shoots up my fingernails? Or does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machine? Well, he doesn't need a machine.